Being sick stinks

So in all my flying to New York and New Jersey, I managed to catch a nasty bug. En route from Newark to Chicago, I managed to use the Flight Attendenants call button for the very first time ever as a horrible feeling overcame me. The sweet ladies of United took care of my sorry ass and to that, I'm very grateful!

Yay United--Sorry you had to file for bankruptcy, but I heart you anyways.